Another sudden crack idea
Let's imagine that I'm the ruler of the world, sitting on the throne made by the skulls of my fallen enemies. Like all classic evil emperors and barbarian kings, I have everything I wanted - army, land, wealth... and now I need a harem! And since I always liked heavy metal music, I'd like to double the fun and make my harem with heavy metal/hard rock ladies So, let's dream...
Simone Simons (Epica)
I always had a soft spot for the redheads and Simone is surely one of the most beautiful redheads in the metal music. Love her voice, love her at the stage, love everything of her. She'd make a great barbarian queen, I think, just like Zenobia for Conan
Angela Gossow (Arch enemy)
If I'd need a warrior princess, someone who'd lead my armies against any rebels, it'd be Angela Gossow. Beautiful blonde with tremendous voice that would sent shiver down the spines of the every horde of my enemies. She can look dangerous, but she has her softer side too, i'm sure of that Can you imagine her as Valeria?
Cristina Scabbia (Lacuna Coil)
Every king needs high priestess. Forget about those bald, fat monks and so, we need a real hottie to perform all the rituals and prophecies. And to make sure that religion will be bound to the throne for good, she'll be another emperor's wife. That would be Cristina's job, since she can really makes magic with her voice. And she looks magically as well
Tarja Turunen (ex-Nightwish)
Despite being pretty and busty, Tarja would make excellent wunderwaffe - no legion of the demons, no horde of the dragons, no wall of the magic citadel would withstand the power of her voice
Lzzy Hale (Halestorm)
With such harem of strong ladies, there should be someone to keep everything in order and punish disobedient ones. And I guess that Lzzy "Mz. Hyde" Hale would be perfect to be such a mistress, even if she'd be probably very strict mistress, running around with a whip...
Heidi and Carla (Butcher Babies)
From time to time I'd probably invite my loyal men, vassals and so on to the feast. And you know, wine, women, sing... and dance. Of course, dance. Heidi and Carla would be great duo to entertain us during our long feasts, while we'll be talking about our epic victories. And remeber, they had tendencies to act topless on the stage
Alissa White-Gluz (Agonist, Arch Enemy)
All those ladies would need a someone to serve. And who'd make better lady in waiting than another metal lady? Alissa took place of Angela in Arch Enemy, sung with Nightwish, so she surly knows the other ones well.
Yeah, I may dream...